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Sunday, 25 November 2012

This is How We Met (and How We Were Set Apart)

(I've had the middle of this worked out for a while, but about three hours ago I figured out how to piece it all together and make this have some sort of logical order. Haven't posted any fanfic for ages, which I'm really sorry about, but maybe this will make you smile: I'm posting at 2am, so... I guess some things will never change. :) Warning for minor spoilers from Kingdom of the Wicked. I guess I should also mention that wrote this because it's been in my head since I read the most recent Skulduggery book, and I've wanted to put it to paper (...screen?) since. I hope you enjoy it!)

They meet in a coffee shop.

Why it happens? Well. That’s something Kallista and Lenka have never been able to agree on. Lenka claims it was fate; Kallista just says that it was just a bit of luck. That ‘bit of luck’ being the fact that Lenka was so amused by a man’s headwear that she just had to rush up to him and ask where on Earth he found such a ridiculous item, completely unaware that he was wanted by seven Sanctuaries across the world, and that her question stalled him long enough for Kallista to snap shackles on his wrists.

Kallista Pendragon is a professional. She explains with a smile to the horrified mortals in the coffee shop about a man being arrested in front of their eyes that he’s from a troubled, broken home. He’s been accused of a crime and they just need to ask him a few questions. That’s all. The key part of this story is convincing them that it’s not the criminal’s fault they’re a criminal. The thing about humans that Kallista has learnt, is that they are more likely to believe what they want to believe. They want to believe the glamorous lies films show them, that bad people just have a bad history, that there’s a reason why people do things wrong.

They believe these things, and she will believe these things when she wants to, because otherwise you must face the fact that you cannot do anything to help the people who are guilty. You can only stop them. You can only remove them from society, and nothing more. It’s unbearable to know that you can’t help another person, so Kallista lies. She lies because it’s easier. Because it’s what people want.

Lenka Bazaar, on the other hand, is not satisfied as easily.

She follows them out of the building, sipping her latte as she walks, keeping close behind. Kallista looks over her shoulder to see who her follower is, and frowns in confusion. “Can I help you?”

And that was how they met.


“No but, seriously,” Lenka says casually, as if she has not just been told that the man, Dexter Strange, in the back of the car she’s in has been experimenting on Sorcerers for decades – many of these experiments leading to either death or insanity, “Where did you get that hat?”

You’re a professional, Kallista reminds herself. So why did you just tell a crazy woman some top secret information AND let them get in the same car as a level twelve criminal?

Dexter stares at the petite blonde woman while she looks at him in fascination. “You’re insane.”

“No, no, we’ve been through this. It’s Bazaar. B-A-Z-double A-R. Lenka Bazaar.”

“I have the right to remain silent!”

“And I have the right to find out where you brought your hat so that I can pay money for it and thust increase my success as an active participant in our twisted economy!”

Kallista has been biting her bottom lip for the past ten minutes to stop herself from laughing at the conversation Lenka and Dexter are having. Especially when Lenka starts describing the hat in question. (“But it… it’s got flaps on it! And there’s fur on the inside! And even buttons! Do they do anything? No? Not even shoot lasers or teleport you to places? Oh. Well, that’s a little disappointing… but I guess the style makes up for that. Don’t you agree, Dexter?”)

But when Lenka finishes off her most recent comment with: “So there!” before sticking her tongue out at him, Kallista can’t help it. She laughs. She laughs so hard there are tears in her eyes, and the corners of her mouth hurt from grinning so wide, but she can’t help it.

“Pathetic children…” Dexter mumbles in the back.

Neither of them answer him. They just smile at each other, giggling like girls at a sleepover that have just snuck downstairs to make popcorn without anyone else knowing.

When they arrive at the nearest Sanctuary, Dexter Strange is taken by Cleavers and put into a cell until he can be transported to a more suitable location. Before he’s locked behind bars though, Kallista snatches the hat off of his head and throws it to Lenka, whose eyes widen in surprise.

“He’s not going to need it,” Kallista says as a way of explanation when a Cleaver tilts his helmet to the side slightly. Lenka squeals in delight, throwing her arms around Kallista and chanting thank you thank you thank you! in her ear.

When Kallista replies with “You’re welcome.” what she means is thank you for reminding me how to laugh. Of course, Lenka doesn’t know that, but Kallista figures she’s got time to show her.


When Kallista first heard that Lenka didn’t show up for a meeting at the Sanctuary, she wasn’t worried. Lenka was sometimes late for things or forgot about small details. It wasn’t even an important meeting; just something about how people needed to recycle more.

But then that meeting turned into a full day. Then a week. And Kallista still wasn’t exactly worried, because this had happened before. Lenka proved herself to be a valuable addition to her Sanctuary in the short period of time that she had been there, and that resulted in having to travel around to help in various areas. But then the week turned into a month. And Kallista was worried.

Lenka had never been gone for longer than two weeks. And even then she would contact Kallista to cancel plans that they had or to just tell her something. (“The man next to me had a shirt with a ninja pirate on it. Not just and ninja and a pirate, but a ninja pirate! THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING, KAL!”)

But Kallista was a professional. So she drove to the Sanctuary, and she went inside, and she spoke to the first person she saw.

“Do you know where Lenka is? Lenka Bazaar?”

The woman she was talking to offered her a look of sympathy. “Miss Pendragon, there seems to be a slight… problem.” She didn’t meet Kallista’s eyes, just focused on the wall behind her, as if looking at her would be invasive.

“We don’t know where Lenka is.”


Kallista went to Lenka’s house first, fighting the urge to throw up as her mind formed the worse possible conclusion.

The whole place was empty.

Kallista didn’t know whether to cry in relief or scream in desperation.

To make certain that her friend wasn’t there, Kallista checked the whole house again. She found all of Lenka’s suitcases in the attic. Electronics still plugged in (Lenka never left them like that when she was traveling). Food that had gone out of date weeks ago in the fridge.

She was about to leave when something caught her eye. A hat. With flaps, fur on the inside, and a variety of 
different coloured buttons which were sown on. Lenka always took it with her when she was traveling. She loved wearing it, despite the fact that it was too big for her head. She would pretend it didn’t bother her, even though it would slip and cover her eyes sometimes without warning.

Where are you, Lenka?


Lenka had been found. And for that, Kallista was thankful.

But she had been found exactly how Kallista had feared she would be found. Dead. Which was why Kallista stood over her open coffin now, unsure on what you’re supposed to say to someone who can’t hear you.

Did you think of me? Because I thought of you.

It was strange, looking at Lenka’s face in the flesh for the first time in so long. Kallista wasn’t sure if she had forgotten about some of her features or if they had appeared when she was no longer by her side.

Why didn’t you say goodbye?

Kallista recognised Lenka’s parents standing a few feet away, accepting the condolences that people were offering. She had already tried to say something to them, but the words had formed a lump in her throat that left her feeling as if it was impossible to breathe. Instead, she just walked past them, straight towards Lenka. Lenka always knew what to say. Or at least, she used to.

I wish I could tell you that I’d would’ve done the same for you. You probably already knew. But I… I would’ve liked to have reminded you.

Ignoring all the people who were looking her way, Kallista took something out of the bag she’d taken with her. Lenka’s hat. She pondered for a moment before placing it in the coffin next to Lenka, and the room went silent. Kallista could imagine that some of them were disgusted that someone would dare do such a thing without even speaking to the deceased’s parents, but she refused to care. Especially when it had meant so much to them both.

Were you happy? Because I hope you were.

“Thank you,” Kallista said, but she made sure she whispered the next part, “for reminding me how to laugh.”

That was how they were set apart.

And whenever Kallista’s daughter asked her why, the answer was always:

“I guess it was fate, Lenka.”

Wednesday, 14 November 2012


You've helped me out so much, more than words can explain, so I hope you have a fantas-mazing-some birthday!!! You were one of the first friends I made on here, and I'm so lucky to be someone that you've stood by since.
Lizzy came up with this wonderful plan to get people to make a video singing happy birthday to you. She wanted to put them all together to form one video, but due to everyone singing at a different speed, it didn't work out as planned. So you have her to thank for that great idea, because if it weren't for her then this wouldn't exist... 15 seconds of me wearing an owl hat, attempting to sing:

Saturday, 13 October 2012


This post is late! Very late! For a very important date!

(See what I did there?)

SKYRIL I HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY DEAR!!! *throws rainbow streamers and chocolate everywhere* :D

Friday, 21 September 2012

News and Stuff Post

FIRSTLY - thank you so so much to Octa, Pyro, Chan, Ven and Robin for just talking to me and whathaveyou at the book signing. Whether you were sat with me for five minutes or two hours makes no difference to me, so thank you. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Octa wrote an awesome summary here (complete with pictures too) that is better than what I could write for the day, so you should check that out if you want a more in-depth post about it.

Secondly - I got my braces off on Wednesday! I don't know if anyone else has had them or still has them or is going to get them, but I'm sure you can all imagine how happy I was to get them off. (I mean... it's wire. And metal. That is GLUED TO YOUR TEETH TO MAKE THEM MOVE. It's certainly not pleasant). I now have my retainers, which are weird, but they're better than braces. That's for sure.

Thirdly - I AM in the middle of a story! It's not another chapter of Broken Glass* but it IS a prequel type of thing. It's probably going to be very short though, maybe only a one shot (one chapter? one post? *shrug*) but I'm having fun writing and editing it as I go. I don't know when it'll be up though, since I have seven pieces of homework to complete for next week. I also have another fanfic that you would have needed to of read SP: Kingdom of the Wicked for, and due to this, I'll probably post it when I think a majority of people have read it.

*Reason why this fic won't be another chapter of Broken Glass - I'm unsure on what to do. I know where the plot is going, and I know how it's supposed to end, but... okay, let me explain: In that story, most of the characters are based on people in blogland, right? However, some of the people who are friends with one another in my story are now not-friends on the blogs, and I'm not sure how comfortable people would be reading a fic that incorporates them being best friends with someone they don't... um... like that much anymore. It feels weird writing it, too. Because I'm sat there typing it, knowing it's likely that the people whose characters I'm using won't like it, and that makes it more diffcult to write.

Anyway: I hope you're all getting less work than I keep getting given! DFTBA <3

Sunday, 9 September 2012


I really wanted to get back and write a happy post the signing, but I can't right now. So here are some pictures of Derek's signature/drawings instead:

Saturday, 8 September 2012

It All Makes Sense at the End

Random post for you all - you should all go listen to this song.

It's called 'It All Makes Sense at the End' by Hank Green. It's different to some of his other stuff, but I really like it. It's a sort of happy and quirky song that's got a bit of a sad tune.

And if you're fed up of school already (like me) you should listen to 'This Isn't Hogwarts'. :)

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Update-y Blog-y Thing-y

I brought "Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked" today! So excited to start it, however I need to finish reading "The House of Silk" by Anthony Horowitz first, meaning I might not get to take a crack at SP until tomorrow at some point...

Also - I'm sorry I haven't been on a lot when I thought I would be. I've been visiting my Grandmother, and doing some work for school before I go back next week, PLUS my internet connection has been rather rubbish lately. This all equals very little time on the blogs and not many opportunities to update you.

Just so you all know: I've set up an e-mail ( in case any of you ever want to contact me quicker, since I check my messages on there more often than I do on blogspot.

Yeah! I hope everyone is all right and having an awesome time!

*realises she has no confetti and ends up throwing marshmellows around instead*

Friday, 20 July 2012

I can not stop smiling.

This is largely to do with the fact that I am now officially on Summer Break, plus, I will be able to see Derek Landy again at the book signing in Bluewater this year. Or at least, that's what my Dad says right now.

But... it is mostly to do with that fact that the latter fact means that:

I (might) MEET OCTA!



So yes. I am freaking out.

A little.

Depending on your definition of 'little'.

...Is it weird that I'm already planning my outfit? I never plan outfits, really. Especially not this early. But I want to look nice! Because I'm seeing Derek! And meeting Octa!

(Also, are there people in blogland that have met other people also from blogland before? Obviously there is, but I've never met someone online before, so: what's it like? I'm certain it's going to be amazing, and I'm not going to be able to stop giggling like an idiot, (Octa will probably be really articulate about everything and I'll be there like 'I- we - yeah - t-that's so cool!!!!!!!). Still, I'd love to hear people's stories!)

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Updates on my progress with Broken Glass

You know when you write a chapter and you can't help but re read it over and over again - still finding a smile reaching your eyes when you're reminded of those jokes you wrote, feeling your heart ache for a character, having to remind yourself to breathe when you get to an action scene?
I felt all of that when writing the next chapter of Broken Glass.
I was thrilled. I had never been so excited to publish a chapter, it all flowed together well and I knew exactly what would happen next, and I thought 'This is perfect. This is going to work. My friends are going to love this.'
And then my computer got a virus.
And it had to be taken in to get serviced.
And then I lost that chapter. That chapter I worked so hard to get perfect, that chapter that I editted and fell in love with and couldn't help but smile over. I lost it, and my own original story (which was just reaching 50,000 words in the rewrite, but I still have the first original draft which is about 100,000 words on a memory stick (thank fucking god)), along with various projects for extra credit at school.
I have a new laptop now, and it's okay... but I'm still dissapointed that I lost so much. My Dad has brought me a hard drive to put my work onto now so that it doesn't happen again, but even as I try to rewrite the chapter of Broken Glass, I can feel that it's not the same. It's kind of hard to explain, but it's like when you have to rephrase a famous quote. You can never get it to sound as good or better, it's always just that original work mixed up into a mess on paper.
But there is some good stuff coming up for me - like Hellboy said, the Hunger Games movie is coming out in March! I'm really excited; it comes out four days before my birthday here I think, so I might go with some of my friends or family to celebrate. AND the trailer for Chris Colfer's movie 'STRUCK BY LIGHTNING' was released last night! It looks so brilliant - it's going to be one of those movies that I'll never get sick of watching I think.
I'm not sure when I'll get the chance to update again and finish off the next chapter of Broken Glass, but I'm trying. I have mocks next week, and then the week after a GCSE exam, and then prep for my GCSE exams in June for a few weeks. Sigh.
Anyway, I love you all and I hope you've had a lovely 2012 so far! :D